[ 2009.04.03 21:03:38 ] Wensley > hey there
[ 2009.04.03 21:03:41 ] Wensley > this be a ransom
[ 2009.04.03 21:03:48 ] Wensley > tell us a joke or we’ll make thee walk the plank
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:00 ] Avan Sercedos > thee isn’t pirateish wensley
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:05 ] Avan Sercedos > you’re terrible \
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:10 ] Wensley > pfffft
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:10 ] Mendrok > Ok
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:25 ] Mendrok > Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel at his waste.
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:31 ] Wensley > we be a-listening…
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:35 ] Mendrok > Bartender says’ what’s that all about?
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:47 ] Mendrok > And he respons, Yaaar! It’s driving me nuts!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:04 ] Wensley > yarrrrrr, we’ve heard it before but we’ll let ye go fer makin’ an effort
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:13 ] Avan Sercedos > yarrr
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:26 ] Caster Rom > carry on carr on!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:26 ] Wensley > fly safe and watch your scanner!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:29 ] Mendrok > Hahah
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:33 ] Robert Mason > lol i liked that1
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:33 ] Caster Rom >joy-killer wensley
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:39 ] Avan Sercedos > and don’t mine in low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:43 ] Avan Sercedos > err wait
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:46 ] Avan Sercedos > do mine in low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:51 ] Avan Sercedos > bring all your hulks to low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:53 ] Wensley > but only when you can fly a t2 hulk
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:54 ] Robert Mason > and bring rich friends
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:01 ] Caster Rom > oh i get it now
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:02 ] Caster Rom > >_ you might want to leave, by the way
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:13 ] Avan Sercedos > yeah
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:23 ] Avan Sercedos > raneilles would be a good place to go
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:32 ] Avan Sercedos > It’s high sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:44 ] Mendrok > Appreciate it
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:51 ] Mendrok > and here I thought I found a gold mine.
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:52 ] Wensley > word to the wise, you can make more money mining veld in high sec than you can other stuff in lowsec
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:01 ] Mendrok > What happens if you destroy my escape pod anyway?
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:01 ] Avan Sercedos > yeah
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:07 ] Avan Sercedos > well…
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:09 ] Avan Sercedos > at your age
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:12 ] Avan Sercedos > nothing
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:13 ] Wensley > you go back to the clone vat and lose any implants
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:33 ] Caster Rom > and if clone is not updates, you lose some skillpoints = you lose time invested in training
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:41 ] Wensley > go buy yourself a nice new mining ship
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:41 ] Avan Sercedos > So keep your clone updated
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:46 ] Avan Sercedos > etc etc
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:00 ] Mendrok > I can’t on a trial account
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:12 ] Avan Sercedos > navitas is fine to start
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:14 ] Wensley > i meant a nice new navitas. your wallet should just have flashed
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:16 ] Avan Sercedos > then exequror
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:24 ] Mendrok > Considering activating just so I can use my Iteron
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:54 ] Wensley > do it. and if you ever want to leave mining and start having some lowsec fun you know where to find us
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:16 ] Caster Rom > he means join us, not as in, what just happened
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:28 ] Mendrok > My housemate says he wants to, hah
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:39 ] Avan Sercedos > Avoid low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:19 ] Avan Sercedos > Until you can afford to lose what you’re flying
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:29 ] Avan Sercedos > actually
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:36 ] Avan Sercedos > don’t fly anything you can’t afford to lose several times
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:50 ] Mendrok > Hah, ya I hear ya.
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:09 ] Wensley > yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:33 ] Avan Sercedos > yar
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:47 ] Wensley > and come on, you loved my ransom chat really
[ 2009.04.03 21:12:20 ] Avan Sercedos > I think you need pirate speech lessons
[ 2009.04.03 21:12:21 ] Mendrok > It was the first experience I have actually had with a person in this “MMO” so yes I was happy with the encounter.
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April 4th, 2009 at 3:23 am
This was sooo sweet. *giggles* Better watch out, or soon you’ll be known as the “nice” pirates. Tee hee. But I admit, I’ve done the same thing with new players.
April 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Brilliant, I’ve had my fair few run ins with pirates in my time but that was classic. I wish more pirates were like you guys. Good show.
April 4th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Another satisfied customer wensley! And yes, you do need speech lessons, that was terrible. xD
We should make a website with customer satisfaction forms, linked to ransom boards/killboards and send our customers a link to fill them out!!
Also be sure to call in the services of my new alt when you are done with reluctant customers, as detailed in my last blog
April 5th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Awe what a nice guy
Love ya Wens!
April 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I’d never get rich at piracy… I love killing and podding too much
))